有个学生刚认识了一个美国朋友，俩人发了几条短信，老美发了一个“ASL”过来，结果这个学生完全不理解他的意思，后来才知道是 age sex location（老美问他的年龄性别和现居住地）。看来看电影学俚语已经不够用了，不如我们跟着老美们“与时俱进”吧，毕竟网络用语也是美国现代文化的一部分不是？
以下的短信/网络词典中都是比较实用的网络用语，大家可以在跟老美们聊天时对照着看，以免发生不必要的误会，而且还能增进双方的友谊。另外欢迎大家留言补充，我会及时填加在博文中。
美式火星版（以A-Z的顺序排列）：
A
add address
afaik as far as i know
agreemt agreement
aka also known as
asap as soon as possible
atb all the best
ayor at your own risk
B
b be
b/c because
b4 before
b4n or bfn bye for now
bbl be back late(r)
bcnu be seeing you
b''day birthday
bhl8 be home late
bil boss is listening
brb be right back
btdt been there done that
btw by the way
buzz off buzz off
C
c see
cid consider it done
cmi call me
coz because
ctr center
cu see you
cu @ see you around
cub l8r call you back later
cul see you later
cul8tr see you later
cuz because
cyr bos call your boss
cyr bro call your brother
cyr h call your husband
cyr ma call your mother
cyr ofis call your office
cyr pa call your father
cyr sis call your sister
cyr wf call your wife
D
da the
don doing
dylm do you like me
E
ez easy
F
f2f face to face
f2t free to talk
fotflol falling on the floor, laughing out loud
fyi for your
information
G
gal get a life
gr8 great
grt great
gtg got to go
gudluk good luck
H
h8 hate
hak hugs and kisses
hand have a nice day
hot4u hot for you
how r u how are you
hp handphone
I
ic i see
iluvu i love you
im2gud4u i''m too good for you
imho in my humble opinion
imnsho in my not so humble opinion
imtng in meeting
iyq i like you
J
j/k
just kidding
jhb johannesburg
jic just in case
jk just kdding
K
k okay
kit keep in touch
kwim know what i mean
L
l8 late
l8er later
l8r later
l&n
landing
ldn london
lol laughing out loud or loads of love
luv love
lv love
lyn
lying
M
m8 mate
mgmt management
mmfu my mate fancies you
mob mobile
msg message
msia malaysia
mtfbwu may the force be with you
mtg meeting
mth month
myob mind your own business
N
n and
n case in case
n/a not applicable
ne any
ne1 anyone
nethng anything
niting anything
no1 no one
nufn
nothing
np no problem
nvm never mind
O
oic oh, i see
omg oh, my god
P
paw parents are watching
pcm please call me
pcme please call me
pl&
planned
pls please
plz please
plz4gv me please forgive me
po$bl possible
ppl people
prl parents are listening
puks pick up kids
R
r are
rgds regards
ringl8 running late
rtfm read the flippin'' manual
ru are you
rucmng are you coming
ruok are you ok?
S
shopn shopping
sit stay in touch
soz sorry
spk speak
stfu shut the flip up
sum1 someone
T
tel telephone
thanq thank you
thkq thank you
thx thanks
tmb text me back
tq thank you
ttyl talk to you
tx thanks
txt bac text back
tyvm thank you very much
U
u you
ur your
ura* you are a star
uraqt you are a cutie
W
w/ with
w/o without
w8 wait
w84m wait for me
waiting w8n
wan2 want to
wan2tlk want to talk?
wbs with
wearing a walkman
wel well
wiv write back soon
wknd weekend
wot what
wru where are you?
wu what''s up?
wud? what you doing
wygowm will you go out with me
X
x kiss
xlnt excellent
xoxox hugs and kisses
Y
y why
yr your
yyssw yeah yeah sure sure whatever
数字版：
1ce once
2 to
26y4u too sexy for you
2day today
2mor tomorrow
2moro tomorrow
2morrow tomorrow
2nite tonight
3sum threesome
4 for
911 emergency - call me
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